The Pick-Up Artist
Alina Lopez and Abigail Mac are in Abigail's living room, sitting on the couch. Alina takes a deep breath before speaking. The first time she saw Abigail, she thought that she was so pretty, she says to Abigail shyly. Abigail puts her hand up in Alina's face 'Hold it,' Abigail says, 'you should NEVER be the first in the conversation to pay a compliment. Haven't you learned anything from my book?', pointing to the book that she wrote, How To Pick-Up Chicks, For Chicks, By A Chick. Alina is shy, saying that she hasn't had a chance to read the book yet, but she's heard of Abigail and is eager to learn. Well, since Alina paid for this course, it's a good thing that they're starting at chapter one, 'Taking Stock', a role-play exercise to see what Alina's pick-up skills are, Abigail says.To show Alina how to correct her mistakes, they are now going to reverse roles. Abigail will pretend to pick-up Alina at a bar. They begin the role-play. Abigail just sits there silently, not even looking at Alina. After a long pause, Alina is confused and starts to ask Abigail what is happening. Abigail cuts her off. What did she say?, asks Abigail snobbishly. This bar is so loud. Well, Alina starts but is cut off again. 'You know, that eyeshadow you're wearing is beautiful, it really takes the focus away from your nose,' Abigail says. Alina looks hurt and confused, saying 'Thanks?' Abigail stops the role play. What she was doing there is a technique called 'Ignore And Call Her A Whore', detailed in Chapter 5. They're jumping ahead a bit, but that's ok. The technique involves ignoring the person you're trying to pick-up, and then, insulting them. Alina is more confused than ever, saying that she thought that the idea was to win someone over, and how do you ignore someone who already isn't paying attention to you, aren't you supposed to get their attention? Abigail dismisses her concerns, saying that this is a common misconception. But the idea of insulting someone, or 'negging' is that when you make someone feel bad for themselves, they feel less valuable, and then they're easier to pick-up, Abigail says. That makes no sense, that would never work on her, Alina says. Of course it works, Abigail counters, which brings them to Chapter 2: 'Be The Alpha Female!'Alina is still confused. She starts to say that Abigail's 'negging' technique actually didn't work on her, but Abigail cuts her off, saying that once Alina has lowered the girl's social value with an insult, she must assume the role of the alpha female in order to fully complete the pick-up. One must be confident, assertive and aggressive. Abigail slides closer to her on the couch, asking her what she wants for breakfast tomorrow morning. Does she understand that she just assumed that she was going to fuck her?, Abigail says. That show of strength, that display of Alpha femininity will make her completely irresistible. Doesn't she find her hard to resist?, Abigail asks Alina. Not exactly... says Alina. Abigail sees that her techniques are not working, and switches gears. Well, on the off-chance that this technique doesn't work, which is very rare, she can suggest an alternate technique, Abigail says. It is called 'You Gotta Touch'. In this technique, the pursuer will constantly touch the girl they're trying to pick-up, in subtle, but consistent ways, Abigail says, running her fingers on Alina's bare leg. As she's running her hands along Alina's leg, Abigail makes small talk with her, switching her hand eventually to play with Alina's hair. Abigail stops and asks her if that's working. Not...really, it just kind of feels like some skeezy perv that she met at a bar is trying to feel her up, says Alina. Is Abigail sure that this stuff works? Now that she is getting into it, it kind of seems like a bunch of BS, says Alina skeptically. 'Oh, I assure you that these are proven techniques. This book wasn't number 127 on the best-seller list for 2 weeks in a row for nothing.' Abigail says defensively. Out of how many books?, Alina starts to ask, but is cut off when Abigail tells her that there is one more technique that she can teach her that is sure to work.It is called Go Big Or Go Home, Abigail says and leans in and kisses Alina abruptly. For a second, she is so caught by surprise that she is a little into it, but quickly comes to her senses and pulls away, shocked. What is she doing??, Alina demands. Well, when all else fails, you go in for the kiss and see what happens, Abigail says. That is ridiculous, and totally sleazy, Alina counters. How can that ever work?, she asks. She'd be surprised how often it actually did work, Abigail says smugly. She looks Alina over and says that she seemed like she liked it. Well, maybe she did like it a bit, Abigail is a very good kisser after all, but that doesn't excuse it. Abigail is exasperated and calls Alina a hopeless case. Alina says that Abigail is a scam and none of these techniques work, in fact, she's not even sure if they're legal! Abigail gets angry, and tells Alina that she's the expert after all, so what does Alina know?! Alina tells her she doesn't know anything, she just knows that she doesn't want to pick up a girl this way! She wants to be herself, to make the first move, to tell a girl that she's pretty, all the stuff that makes dating exciting and fun! Abigail tells her she thinks Alina is naive. Alina says SHE thinks that Abigail hides behind a tough exterior, but inside, is just a scared girl looking for love. Something strikes a chord in Abigail and she looks away. At the same time, Alina's confidence is building. She can see that vulnerable girl inside her, Alina says, putting her hand on Abigail's leg. Abigail seems to be trying to resist, not meeting Alina's eyes. She can see all the amazing things that girl has to offer, Alina says, stroking Abigail's face, who tries to look away, but is finding it harder and harder to resist. Alina locks eyes with Abigail. Yes, she can see that girl, and despite the ugly things that she says, that girl inside is so very beautiful, Alina says and kisses Abigail. Abigail kisses her back, and things quickly get intense as Abigail slips Alina's dress off, licking her perky little tits. Aline doesn't waste any time stripping Abigail's dress off, burying her face between her massive tits as her hand creeps down between Abigail's legs. Even though Abigail is the one teaching the course, Alina's about to show this pick-up artist some techniques she's never even DREAMED of.
